Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Send help, water and tortillas.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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