cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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