Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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