dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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