never play flip cup with pint glasses
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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