I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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