I'm jealous of your bromance
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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