I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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