Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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