So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
This is my life. Enjoy the view
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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