I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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