you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
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How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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