I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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