I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I don't think brook has ever known best
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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