Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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