I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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