At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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