This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
The air was thick with penises
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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40s are totally the cure
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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