I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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