It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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