I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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