This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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