If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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