508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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