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when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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