I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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