just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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