What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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