I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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