Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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