My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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