i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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