Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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