I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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