Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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