Got a toothbrush?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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