Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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