idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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