All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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