It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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