If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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