My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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