You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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