in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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