The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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