yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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