How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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