Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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