Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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its like you know when i get waxed
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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