She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
how does that bad decision feel?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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